"Oh-oh. Ja-ack, could you give me a ride home, please? I seem to have mislaid my car keys."
"Could I stay over at your place? I seem to have lost my apartment keys too..."
"So where did you have them last?"
"Um... I remember I had them with me at the temple of Astarte because they slipped out of my pocket when I was wriggling through into the inner chamber."
"The Temple of a Smartie? The one that's 25 kliks from the 'Gate?"
"'S okay, I heard them clatter on the flagstones so I retrieved them and put them back in my pocket."
"Which pocket, Daniel?"
"This one Oops."
"There's a hole..."
"Great! So they're somewhere between here and the other side of the galaxy?"
"Um, looks like it."
"Oh, for crying out loud!"
"Y' know Jack, we're going to have to think up another reason for me staying at your house."
"Why? It's worked well enough before."
"I know, but that's the thirty-fourth set of keys I've 'lost' off-world..."