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Quodlibet - that which pleases - well, it pleases me anyway 8-P

This page is a catch-all for all the silly stuff that doesn't fit in anywhere else....

Having been desperately disappointed by the new "Stargate" show - though not surprised by the disappointment - I thought I'd find another way to derive a little entertainment from my quondam favourite show... So with a little help from my friends, Pattie O'Daws and Romana Klay, we present:

Yes, it's parody - and mercifully short!

by guest author
Mary-Sue MacGyver

Can she fix it? Yes, she can!!!

Author's Note: this is not a work of great literature.
I've done the death fic, and the mpreg, and the crack!fic.

Now it's Mary-Sue's turn.

::whimpers:: How could I turn her down? On the plus side, it's short - under 2,000 words.

by guest author Daisy Wheeyull-Printa A multi-cross-over crack!fic Season: That time in the early seasons, when they were all still good friends. A crazy adventure in four short parts in which Stargate S.G.1 is crossed with:
x 1. The Wizard of Oz x 2. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy x 3. The Valkyrie (yes, the opera ) x 4. The Lord of the Rings	x 5. Doctor Who? x 6. Firefly x 7. The Flying Dutchman (yes, another opera) x 8. Pirates of the Caribbean.
Part I - Wormhole Interrupted Part II - Daniel in the Dragon's Den (Cave Actually) Part III - A Hitch in Time Part IV - Future Perfect?
Grateful thanks to the divine Dangermouse for the beta, suggestions and giggles. Warnings: it's gen. and has some salty language (in Chinese + translations) There is also a few little piccies for anyone unfamiliar with Brit. Sci-Fi.

Launched to immense critical acclaim!

Other Fics. & 'Stuff'

Cartoony Things

Jack and Daniel's Antipodean Adventure

by guest author, Fifi L'Amour

If You Can't Beat 'Em

by guest author, Fluffie L'Amour
(fluffier twin sister of Fifi.)

'In Other Words'

The FDAS Scruff Guide to the 'Gaterverse.
(co-written with Tejas and her alter-ego, Julia)

Volume 1: A - K

Volume 2: L - Z

Do You Ever Wonder...?

...what terms people type into Google
which bring them to your website?

Odds-n-Ends

( Quodlibet's picture page )

Hobson's Alphekka's Choice

Which would you prefer in your bathroom?

And previously...

A Topical Insert...
In a manner of speaking. ;-)

So, it's nearly 1.00 a.m. and I'm in the middle of writing a juicy J/D slash scene, when suddenly....

Spirit Gets a Shock

The Face on Mars

Episode 200

Inspired by The Beautiful South

The Return of R.D.A. to S.G.-1.

Cartoon, sorta, that struck a chord

Stargate S.G.-1 X-over Blackadder

Links in this box - teasers and other details below.

by Daisy Wheeyull-Printa

Teaser

Through the circle of flames, he could see someone lying on a large flat rock and apparently unconscious. The flames didn't seem to have reached the person - a woman to judge by her shape - but it could only be a matter of time.

Daniel, still running full tilt, hurtled through the flames. Sam and Teal'c, skidding to a halt too late to stop him, watched in horror. But Daniel had already made it through and into the clear ground on the other side.

On the rock lay a large lady covered by a thick black cloak and, bizarrely, a metal helmet sporting a couple of wings. Daniel laid his hand a little gingerly on her chest and felt no movement. Her wrist had a faint pulse.

Quickly, he climbed on the rock beside her as Trillian arrived with Jack and a reluctant scarecrow tagging along behind. She began spraying foam over the flames which, strangely, seemed to be dying down of their own accord.

Daniel was already applying mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, hoping he wasn't too late. His lips had barely made contact when the lady's eyelids fluttered. He sat back as she opened her eyes wide and gazed at him in what could best be described as rapt adoration.

As she sat up, the cloak fell aside revealing a finely crafted metal breastplate.

"Siegfried!" she exclaimed, grasping Daniel's arm in a vice-like grip. "My hero!"

"Er, no. My name is Daniel," he replied.

"Oh." The lady seemed a little confused. "And yet, you braved the flames, so you are indeed my hero— and my husband."

"Husband?" Daniel squawked. He and Jack exchanged stunned glances.

This delightful little crack!fic is dedicated to Wadjet by Fifi L'Amour,
(Fluffie's slightly less fluffy twin sister.)

Synopsis:

On vacation, Jack and Daniel break down while crossing the Nullarbor Plain.
They're rescued by three entertainers, but the rescue comes at a cost.

"Doing what?" Daniel's eyes roved suspiciously around their three potential rescuers, the tour bus and its contents.

"We need a couple more members for our next gig and I think you two could be just the guys we need."

"We're female impersonators—" Adam began.

"You're a drag act, you mean? I thought so!"

"Well, it wasn't like they were hiding the fact," Jack responded reasonably, adding sotto voce, "unlike some..."

"What? And now you're all right with that? Prancing about in a low dive, shaking your tush at a bunch of perverts?!" Daniel demanded.

"Hey look, you're the one who dragged me - and I use that word advisedly - off on this ill-conceived jaunt. Providence sent us help in our time of need. You should be thanking them, not sniping at them, so lose the Bitch Queen routine, would ya?"

"Bitch Queen?!"

4,500 words.