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Sam friendly

By 'Sam friendly,' I mean that the Sam shown here is a mature, intelligent, independent Air Force officer and not
the neurotic adolescent bimbo/Super!Sam who can't get through life without an inappropriate man to lean on,
as portrayed in canon over the past six seasons. There is certainly.no 'ship here, though there is 'Anti-Ship.'





Myth-Conceptions by Minerva

As part of the current 'make-over,' I've added this box of 'links only' to the top of my site.
Scroll down below this box for more detailed information. There's another nav. bar at the bottom of the page.

 


Air Force Instruction 36-2909

 

Fiction


Sam 'n' Sir
- or -
Sow the Wind ~ Reap the Whirlwind

(HEED THE WARNINGS! )

Missing

The Mission

A Question of Trust

Season 8 Spoilers


Minerva's Wallpaper Dept.





Articles and Rants


Why Stargate S.G.-1 Jumped the Shark
(NEW on 9 OCT 09)

Min's Unanswered Questions

Bolting the Stable Door
~ or ~
Some Rules of Science Fiction

The Assassination of Samantha Carter
and Why I Loathe It.

Stargate For Grown-ups.

Writing Tips

The Adventures of the Team
Through The Stargate
as it was, is now and as it should be...





Myth-conceptions by Minerva


Sam 1 to 10


Annotated extracts from:
Air Force Instruction 36-2909
~ those inconvenient regulations that 'shippers (and T.W.I.C.) casually ignore.




Fan Fiction and Wallpapers




Link to 'Sam 'n' Sir

This is not about Major Carter as I see her.
The wanton wretch depicted in this story is the
pathetic, scruffy, dishonorable and unprofessional
strumpet with raging teenaged hormones as
presented to us by The Wankers In Charge.

It shows Colonel O'Neill's misguided and
increasingly desperate attempts to extricate
himself from the spider's web of her 'love.'
Neither of them appears in a good light.

HEED THE WARNINGS!



Link to 'Missing'

Major Carter goes...
Missing

An A.U. Colonel Carter finds an unhappy Major Sam and
takes her back to her own universe. There, they and the
A.U. S.G.-1 Get Into Trouble. Meanwhile, the disappearance
causes mounting consternation back home...




The Mission

Sam goes solo -
and gets up close
and very personal...

Humour
Rated R for language.

Link to 'The Mission'



Link to 'A Question of Trust'

A Question of Trust
is a gen. tag for 'Window of Opportunity.'
Heaven knows it needed it!

Synopsis: No consequences? Sam deals with aftermath of what happened during the time loops. Fluffy this isn't, so if it's
romance you're after, stick to Harlequin or Mills & Boon.




I was just trying to second guess
what was in the minds of T.W.I.C...

Link to 'Season 8 Spoilers

Category - humor (warped): Rated G.
Summary - what might be lying in wait for us in Season 8
(but wasn't.)


Articles and Rants




Min's Unanswered Questions

These are little things which defy explanation, like:

If the Argosians only lived for a hundred days, where did they get their made-to-measure clothes?

Why is Major I've-Got-A-Copy-Of-Bomb-Defusing-For-Dummies Carter talking Colonel I'm-Ex-Special-Ops-And-I-Love-Explosives O'Neill through the deactivation of the bomb?

When O'Neill opened up with his Big Gun and shouted, "Everybody down!" why didn't the ashrak duck too?

How did Daniel manage to hack into Anubis's computer? Does Anubis use Microsoft? Is Anubis really Bill Gates?



Bolting the Stable Door
~ or ~
Some Rules of Science Fiction

This is just a little rant which I would love to address to the scriptwriters, producers and directors involved in converting a brilliant show
- nay, the best sci-fi show ever -
into a two-dimensional comic book that has now, finally, jumped the shark. 8-(




The Assassination of Samantha Carter
and Why I Loathe It.

In a phallocratic world, are women merely there for the entertainment of men? Are we meekly letting ourselves be devalued as people?

An article considering the historical and socio-political implications of the depiction of women in the visual media, and how it impacts the viewer.




Stargate For Grown-ups.

Min dreams on about what Stargate S.G.-1 might have been like if she'd been in charge.

No 'ship, that's for sure!




Writing Tips

"Writing well comes naturally to some people - lucky buggers! The rest of us have to work at it."

Min's been on a few writing courses and thought it would be nice to share a few tips that she's found interesting and useful.




The Adventures of the Team
Through The Stargate
as it was, is now and as it should be...

An article following the origin, zenith and decline of our beloved S.G.-1. (A bit of a rant.)





Link to Minerva's Wallpaper Dept.

Wot it sez


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Last updated: 23 APRIL 2009



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