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The Diabolikon ~ A Dictionary of Dodgy Definitions


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ORIGINAL FICTION


NOVEL

Crown Infernal


SHORT STORIES

Allokosmoi

Flash Fiction?

Seven Days in the Life of Effie Gentle

One-way Ticket to Paradise?
by Adam Higgs-Boson.


HUMOUR ~ SORT OF... ;-)


The Diabolikon:
A Dictionary of Dodgy Definitions

Vol I: A-K

Vol II: L-Z


~A collection of stuff you will
NOT find in Big Brother WIKI~


QUEEN


The Tale of the White Queen
and the Red Special

The Tale of the Franken-cat
and the Flight of the Condor

The Tale of the Silver Lotus
and the Cult of Kali






NON~FICTION


Poetry Pages
Updated 23 Sept 2010

Seeing Pavarotti
(Humour)

A Defence of Fan-Fiction
A Literary article

The Common Sense Gospel
(Or Not-Gospel for hair-splitters)
A speculative article by Adam Higgs-Boson

University Challenge

A Cry from the Heart


WORKS IN PROGRESS


In Tartarus ~ the WIP Zone:-

Illusions

Ashes and Sparks

Fallen Angels

Headlong - part 1

Headlong - part 2

Headlong - part3

Gale Force

Mysterion

Flights of Fancy


In Memoriam
(A tribute to victims of Sharia Law)
There are some evil people in this world!

But there IS .help available HERE
Link to Karma Nirvana
is a charity set up by survivors of forced
marriage and 'honour'-based violence for
those who are now where they have been.


STARGATE FAN FICTION


Stargate: The Fifth Generation - Home Page

Introduction
Dramatis Personae + Glossary
Timeline and 'Future History'

The latest episode: #14
Burnished Copper ~ or ~
Paranoia Doesn't Always Work

Part I

Part II

Now you can catch up on episodes you've missed or forgotten
with summaries of 'The Story So Far' in Ketchup.

Ketchup - 1

preludes 1 - 3
and episodes 1 - 3

Ketchup - 2

episodes 4 - 9

Ketchup - 3

episodes 10 - 11


Dangermouse's fanfiction
can now be found on this site,

HERE
Updated on 28th Oct with
Loose Ends, Part 11:

Legendary Epistomology


(a continuation of her
Mission Impossible series)



Dangermouse's Sentinel fiction
(Scroll to the bottom of her index page.)











...index...



FICTION




A complete fantasy novel

Link to CROWN INFERNAL

a merry blend of angst, humour, diablerie and death

'Easily comparable with Tolkien on an off-day' - Elven Times Literary Supplement

"I am seeking a bold fighting man," said he, "for a difficult and - um - dangerous venture. I shall not conceal from you that the - um - risks will be enormous, but the - um - cause is a just one."

The bold fighting man experienced a painful sense of déjà vu. He wondered if there was something, invisible to himself, written indelibly across his forehead for everyone else to see, saying, "Sucker for a good cause - high risks welcomed - grateful thanks are adequate reward."

Original fantasy story with a couple of sketch maps plus a few illustrations.

~ WARNING: adult content ~

The title image is the link.





The Diabolikon:A Dictionary of Dodgy Definitions

Vol I: A-K

Vol II: L-Z





A Cry from the Heart

A mega-whinge about the all-pervasiveness of Xmas in a not particularly Xtian country.





Seeing Pavarotti

An account of a four-day trip to Geneva
to see - and hear - 'The King of the High Cs.'
But this is not about the concert.

This is about the journey in which
eveything that could go wrong, did go wrong.

Link to 'Seeing Pavarotti'

NON-FICTION + HUMOUR





A Defence of Fan-Fiction

A literary article.

Does writing for love and posting
your stories for free on your website
make you a lesser writer than someone
who writes for publication? For filthy lucre?





Summary:
Rashid finds that all is
not as he was led to believe
- not by a cosmic mile.

One-way Ticket to Paradise?




Link to 'Allokosmoi'

A mildly humorous sci-fi short story.

Russell Catherwood, a young physicist,
accidentally experiences 'Allokosmoi'
or Alternative Universes.

The image, left, links to the story.


Save Astronomy


Flash fiction is a literary genre which
consists of 100 words, no more, no less.

This is a little play on words - and it's all true...

Link to 'Flash Fiction?'




Link to 'Seven Days in th Life of Effie Gentle'

A general short story which tells
of the unusual friendship between
Moira, a Scots girl, and Effie, a Romany.

The image, left, links to the story.





This is a collection of Works In Progress.
It was begun on 25 MAR 2006 and the first entry is:

Fallen Angels

WARNING:
Unsuitable for Christians who have no sense of humor.


Headlong

More info on Tartarus Main Page —>

Link to Tartarus index page


The pic. above links to
Tartarus Main Page




Link to Queen index page

Tales of Brian, Roger and Freddie
from the days before they were famous written by the inimitable
HORACE COPE.



Link to Poetry Pages

Poetry Pages
Just a few of me pomes.
One poem added: Sept 23 2010.




In Memoriam

A TRIBUTE
to the victims of "Honour killings"
and to the victims of "Sharia Law."




Link to University Challenge tale

.

Link to University Challenge tale

Finally...! I got off my ass and wrote up my account of our experiences
in our winning run in the 1999 season.

Okay, so it's a bit late, but on the plus side, failing memory means it's a whole lot shorter!







Link to Stargate Fan Awards - 2007

Link to Stargate Main Page

BY

Author, author!

Last updated: 1 FEB 2011.

The STARGATE banner above links to the Stargate Main Page menu.


Stargate-5th Gen. by Hatshepsut
1 FEB: ep. 14: Burnished Copper
6 NOV: ep. 13: Off the Radar
19 JUN: ep. 12: Bushido ~ The Way of the Warrior
27 MAY: ep. 11
And The Band Played On



Nominated for Best Stargate Fan Website 2004: Personal Pages
Thank you!





Don't you just hate spoilsports...?

Especially when they're big corporate
bully boys picking on the little guy?

The story behind this little hissy fit:

Rod found an interesting link to a version of the London Underground map. Some smart person had produced a map in which all the stations' names appeared as anagrams. Very clever, very funny.

Unfortunately T.P.T.B. were unimpressed. They took such a dim view of this person's efforts that the next time I went to the site, the map was gone and this message was in its place.

Content removed at the request of
Healeys Solicitors acting on behalf
of Transport for London
and Transport Trading Ltd

But Rod's managed to track down another copy of the anagram map and you can view the full-size map

HERE


And on a pleasanter note...

I was wasting an hour or three exploring Google Earth and came across something very interesting.

You can see it

HERE

and

CLOSER

and what's that at

THE SIDE OF THE ROAD?


And for the joyless people mentioned in orange
in the left-hand column, I've made a little icon...


The Cerne Abbas Giant, Dorset




Link to 'A Little about Me'

with scary pictures of the family and me...

Updated in June 2010 with more thoughts of H.J.M.
and 'Blue Eyes' wallpaper.

And 'Putting the Stars to Shame' wallpaper.

And more of Henry's thoughts...



The ivory tower in Cloud Cuckoo Land


Link to the Snarkotherapy Blog

Updated:5 OCT 2007





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